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Most kids wake up to a loving parent, or an alram clock. I wake up to a bloody nose and sprained wrist. Most kids eat a healthy breakfast. I eat whatever I can if there is any. Most kids have a different uniform everyday. I wear the same one. Most kids | Personal blog
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When I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my facebook status to "Chilin' with Jesus" | Personal blog
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See that pregnant teen over there? She was raped. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He convinced his friend out of suicide. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that guy who is sobbing? His mother is dying. See t | Personal blog
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Charlie Sheen, is all over the news this week because hes a celebrity drug addict. Justin Bieber was all over the news for 2 days this week because he cut his hair. While Andrew Wilfahrt 31, Brian Tabada 21, Rudolph Hizon 22, Chauncy Mays 25, Christopher | Personal blog
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OK, im going to admit it. Its been bugging me for about 10 years now and I need to get it off my chest. I let the dogs out. | Personal blog
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At age 15, your dad excpects a hug when you come home, you thank him by going into your room. At age 18, he cries at your gradutation, you thank him by partying all night. At age 26 he pays for your wedding, you thank him by moving states. At age 50, h | Personal blog
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i don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that. - Eminem | Entertainment website
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A boy was almost beaten to death on his way to school, he was forced to strip all his clothes off, then they stole his phone and started to kick and punch him in the head before setting a dog on him. The sad thing is that 97% of people would just walk p | Personal blog
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Boy: "Hey baby, want to come over tonite?" Girl: "Sure! What do you want to do?" Boy: "I'll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets ;)" Girl: "OH MY GOD! WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?" | Personal blog
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Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. Thats why girls wear make up and boys lie - Wiz Khalifa â | Personal blog
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Girl- "Hey" Boy- "Hi" Girl- "Wassup?" Boy- "Nothing, you?" Girl- "Me too." Boy- "Cool" Girl- "Yeah." *End of conversation. Like if this happens to you* | Personal blog
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A day before mothers day, a man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away.As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing.He asked her what was wrong and she repl | Personal blog
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Her hair was up in a ponytail Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to s | Personal blog
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Still remember about the 9/11 incident ? Well, try this. Open up Microsoft words. Type in Q33 NY. (Q33 NY is the flight that crashed into the twin tower.) Highlight it and change your font size to 48. Then change your font to Wingdings. Youll be surprise | Personal blog
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Like if you've ever Ate all of your popcorn before the movie started Spent an entire weekend in your pyjamas Accidently called your friend by the wrong name Laughed for 5-10minutes straight Couldn't find your phone when it's in your hand or Felt lik | Personal blog
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Girl posts a picture of herself wearing a low top and her bra is showing through* *All of her friends comment, "Pretty!"* Why is that? Hun, that's not called being pretty. It's called being a whore. | Personal blog
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FEMALE DICTIONARY: nothing, forget it = you better figure out what you did wrong. are you tired? = please don"t go to sleep, i love talking to you. i"m okay = hold me tight, i need a shoulder to cry on. i don"t give a f*ck anymore = i still care, but | Personal blog
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TODAY, I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks. I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana. She said no; she liked to wear these socks, because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked. I love this kid. | Personal blog
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Turning the exam paper before it starts because you're a fearless bastard. | Community
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Im a girl. I dont smoke. I dont drink. I dont party every weekend. I dont wear three inches of makeup. I dont put sultry pictures of my bra showing online. I dont make out with loads of guys, or other girls, to get attention. Im a girl, and | Personal blog
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You see a Kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% would yell "STOP!!!" 2% would Cheer 1% would take the baseball bat and beat the kid upside the head with it and take the puppy to the vet. Click like if you are that 1% | Personal blog
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FACEBOOK FACT............... The people under your friends list on your wall are the people who visit your wall the most. like if you didnt know. | Personal blog
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WE ALL HAVE 3 ADDRESSES MEMORIZED... 1. Your own address 2. Your best friend's address 3. P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. (; | Personal blog
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*Texting dad* You: Hey dad, can I get some money for some coke? Dad: Sure... is $60 enough? You: Dad. It's $1.25. Dad: Wow, the price sure went down from when I was a kid... ...You: DAD! COCA-COLA? Dad: Oh..... | News/media website
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My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, "i have feelings for you, shall we have s*x" , I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I fo | Personal blog
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I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. I don't want to cause any arguments but... shouldn't that be an even number? | Personal blog
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Boy: grandma, have you seen my pills? they were labelled lsd. grandma: f*ck the pills. have you seen the dragons in the kitchen | Personal blog
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Im a liar because I wont tell you everything. Im stupid because sometimes Im wrong. Im ugly because sometimes my face isnt perfect. Im a pushover because I like making people happy. Im a loser because Im not friends with your group. Im fake beca | Personal blog
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Hey, I'm a guy. I'm single. I would never cheat on you. I would always text you first, tell you that you're beautiful every day, say I love you in front of my friends, never choose my video games over you, protect you, try my best to never make you cry, h | Personal blog
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Taking a shower at someones house and getting completly undressed then being like "how the hell do you turn this thing on?" | Personal blog
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This morning i thought i'd play a little joke on my girlfreind so i swapped her tampons with party poppers... Absolutely no sense of humour that girl. | Personal blog
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A blonde was withdrawing money from the ATM machine. The blonde behind her: HAHA I saw your pin number, its four stars! First blonde (the one withdrawing the money): HAHA youre wrong, its 1566! | Personal blog
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Honey, your skirt is so high up it's a belt. Your hair is so bright it hurts my eyes. Your skin is so orange you look like you were an unfortunate victim of an explosion at an orange juice factory. Your eyes have so much make up on them you look like a ra | Personal blog
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A blonde walks into a store. Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please? Shopkeeper: Sorry, I dont serve blondes. The blonde goes and puts on a brunette wig. Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please? Shopkeeper: Sorry, I dont serve bl | Personal blog
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Girl: Im having my operation now I love you. The girl lays on operation bed. Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too. Girl finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone. Girl: Nurse where is he? Nurse says: They didnt tell y | Personal blog
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Have you ever texted someone and they took forever to text back, so you checked what time you sent the text, calculated how long it took for them to reply, and tried to make them wait longer before you send your next response. | Personal blog
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Mom: "What kind of site were you on?" You: "YouTube, Facebook, nothing unusual." Mom: "Then why did you close it so quickly when I walked in?" You: "Because I can." | Personal blog
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yes, i have boobs, no you can't touch them, yes they are very big, no you can't touch them, yes my butt looks good in these pants, but yet again no you cant touch it guy-*touches* girl-- *flips guy over 20 feet in the air and bashes his face in whne he | Personal blog
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Ladies Can You Explain This: I never understood how if a woman is in her pants and bra, it's not acceptable. But if she's in a bikini then its ok? I mean, whats the difference? | Personal blog
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Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect, until the awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it. | Personal blog
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i love how Charlie Sheen tweeted "Rebecca Black, we dont hate you cause youre famous, youre famous because we hate you :)" <3 | Personal blog
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Learn Chinese in 5 minites! (say it out loud ;D ) 1. Thats not right (Sum Ting Wong) 2. See me ASAP (Kum Hia Nao) 3. Small horse (Tai Ni Po Ni) 4. You need a facelift (Chin tu fat) 5. I thought you were on a diet (Wai Yu Mun Ching) | Personal blog
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HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I | Personal blog
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After a long night of sex, the guy rolled over, got a cig and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one, "There might be some matches in the top drawer", she replied. He opened the drawer and found a box of matches s | Website
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WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL? MUSIC: We have YouTube for that. SPORT: I have a Wii. LANGUAGES: I watch Dora. ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. MATH: Thats why we have calculators. GEOGRAPHY: Ill buy a globe. DRAMA: that's why I watch eastenders! H | Personal blog
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Son: Dad, my math teacher yelled at me today! Dad: Why?! Son: My teacher asked me what is 3 x 2, and I answered 6. Dad: Thats right! Son: Then he asked me what is 2 x 3 Dad: WTF is the difference? Son: Thats what I said... | Personal blog
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My Little Sister Told Me A Story Of What Happened In Her School The Other Day. Her teacher asked a boy named Billy, "Look, the equation is simple. I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 bottles in the other. What do i have? The boy answered, A Drinking pr | Personal blog
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A boy had a crush on a french exchange student, and they were on facebook chat together... Boy: Hello Girl: Salut. :( :( :( :( Boy: What's up??? Girl: Je t'aime, mais tu ne me avis! Ma mere est mourante et ma famille meurt de faim! Nous sommes tres pa | Personal blog
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<3 Before Marriage <3 Boy: At last i can Hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don"t even theink about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you k | Personal blog
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